I ATE WORMS!!!!!
yeah, that's right i ATE WORMS yesterday. they were sago tree worms... . obviously worms that can be found in sago trees.... I'm 100 percent not bullshitting about this!!!!!! If you guys need some physical evidence, i'm sorry to say that i could not provide that as it has been processed and flushed.... you guys should get the idea haha.... but.. i could always give you the phone number of my department's official worm provider... maybe he could provide you with a quick fix of............ no not marijuana...... WORMS!!!! well, his daughter went to chiang mai(Thailand, i think) haha... and she brought back with her a big box of fried worms... so, being the generous guy that he has always been, he shared it with us.... he served us the worms during breakfast AND LUNCH!!! generous indeed eyy... well, at first, like any sane human being, i was doubtful on taking my first bite on the worm, but it was all thanks to the bachelor guy who urged me on, and assured me that, the worms taste good... and that it was actually quite er..... TASTY??!! so, i just shoved the entire worm in my mouth. upon getting the first taste of the worm, i almost gagged aka puked.... then... i thought what the heck..so i just chewed on the worm and swallowed it... but the taste was too over-powering that i had to quickly take in big gulps of tea during breakfast.. and i had to shove in a few spoonfuls of rice during lunch... haha.. disgusting as the worms may be, i ate 6 of them.....ahaaahaha... mad huh.... I psycho-ed myself to think that I was eating chocolates and not worms…. Did it work? Nah… it didn’t.. ahaha…you guys might wonder that, if i've discovered that the worms taste bad after my first bite, then why on earth did i still eat another 5 worms right? well, honestly i just ate it for the sake of just eating them... haahhaha.... and i ate it for the fun of it and also to impress the people around me.... ahaha...stupid right? i know....but most of all, i take it as a personal challenge...to see how crazy i could actually get... but, at least now i'm so darn proud to go around and blow my trumpet that i've eaten 6 sago tree worms... ahahha...anyway, that colleague of mine has some serious issues man….. he has a taste for exotic meat. He has eaten horse, camel, tiger, rabbit, snake,DOG(man, I better keep my beloved dogs far, far away from this guy….), fried scorpions and fried COCKROACHES before!! And he even told us that we could actually get these meat at Thailand and China… NO THANKS!... What the hell is wrong with this guy!!?? I wonder if he sees a cockroach in his house, will he catch it and dip it in some flour and fry it and then eat it….. I shudder and that thought.. man.. he’s just plain sick man….
Another colleague came up with a good joke, when he was asked to eat those worms… he said “ I’m not a chicken nor a bird, why should I eat those worms”…ahahha… maybe it’s not that funny after all….after I ate six worms, I just couldn’t eat anymore.. not one, not half… what suprised me most was that, the bachelor guy and that worm supplier actually ate those worms like as if, they were indulging in the world’s finest chocolates….they stuffed in 3 to 5 worms into their mouths at one go… hmm.. sick and weird people alert….hahaha….
I could actually see the worms’ heads and their tiny legs… actually those worms looked like caterpillars….but they are the miniature versions of caterpillars…
The taste of the worms? crunchy shells, earthy taste and of course wormy…. The taste will stay in your mouth for a couple of hours!! I’m serious man…Simply put…. They were disgusting and horrible…. I think I’m kinda scarred by the worms already, as till today I can actually still imagine the taste of those worms… yeah.. it’s that bad… All I can say is that WORMS ARE HIGHLY NOT RECOMMENDED for anyone!! But, you can try if you want to….
Till then…
posted by thelinkinparkster @ 5:18 PM
3 Comments:
EWWWWWW~~~~
But I salute u! Hahahaha....
Wow! You actually ate worms!
yups. i actually did.. i, myself too find it hard to believe... hhaahaaha.....
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