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the time now is 2.15 a.m. date: 17.12.2006 (saturday). I just came back from Roman's 21st Birthday party about an hour ago. We celebrated Roman's birthday at his apartment, in Klebang, Golden Coast Apartment.We had a pool side BBQ party which was great because we had the whole place to ourselves but unfortunately he didnt ask us to bring our swimming attires along and needless to say, none of us did. So, we didnt get to swim but the sight of the pool and it's crystal clear water is just too tempting that we even thought of skinny dipping instead but none of us had the guts to do so..... muhaahhaa.....mainly because we were trying to deprive the guys from having the time of their lives... muhaahhaaa.
Anyway, Roman bought a whole bunch of imported sausages for the party and it was very delicious. As usual, when it comes to sausages there would be hoardes of dirty thoughts and jokes spilling out of everyones's mouths. We ate uncircumsized imported long, thick, juicy and large sausages today. Can i add satisfying?? ahahaa. Well, the sausages still have their foreskins attached.... hmm...... but they are still good to be eaten though...... The sad news is that, Roman would be heading back to Switzerland in about 2 to 3 weeks time.... sob..... Another new swiss fella is already here and has joined our group and his name is Ben.
Anyway, my dog, Rocky who is always tied at the basement has TESTICULAR cancer.... believe it or not. The first symptom of the disease was lack of appetite, vomitting, blood in it's poop and after that the swelling of the testicles to twice its usual size and later believe it or not the testicles literally exploded. LITERALLY!!!!! So we sent him to the vet and he has his testicles removed... aka.. castrated. Now my poor dog is doing fine and is slowly recovering but the poor brute has to live without his most precious asset.... HIS BALLS!!!
anyway.... i just realised today that my stomach has literally expanded so much that my mum said that I look like I am 6 months pregnant... holly crap!! I had better to something about it before it's too late. My hands and legs might look slim but my belly is huge fellas........ no kidding......
till then
posted by thelinkinparkster @ 10:05 AM
1 Comments:
i saw a human version of that kinda testicles, 1 twice larger than the other. But it didn't explode ofcourse. Poor old man, i hope it wasn't as serious as ur dog's.
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