is it necessary?
Sometimes I just wonder whether is it just so typical of Malaysians to fake up very, very fake and terrible and heinous slangs whenever and ESPECIALLY when they are communicating with Caucasians. Why can’t Malaysians, yeah people like us, we pure Malaysians, you know, people who were born and bred in Malaysia (MADE IN MALAYSIA), communicate normally without any fake slangs whenever they communicate with caucasions?? Why?? Just tell me why?? Are we just trying to impress those foreigners with our supposedly excellent command of English? Or are we just trying to show those caucasians that we can speak like them? geezz... all these fake slangers better give me a break and better stop slanging around ESPECIALLY when they couldnt even speak a COMPLETE sentence in PROPER english, it's just so goddamn broken. as in " can you please returns my call or as in, is you free?? or " did you got my fax" or "he didnt went out" sentences like that..... What the freaking shit is that??!!These sentences are just killing my brain cells, amazingly even faster than any deadly disease. I'm not saying that i speak perfect english, BUT at least i dont slang.... trust me, those slangers might assume that by slanging with the caucasians, they might actually sound like the caucasians themselves. trust me, by doing so, these slangers will only humiliate themselves..
whenever i hear some serious fake slangings going on.. in my department, within my hearing range, i would just burst out laughing. I personally think that it would be so much better that we, Malaysians just be our normal selves. So, what if we do not slang like those caucasians do? So, what if we speak with a typical Malaysian slang(minus the lahs, lors, lees... crap and of course with proper grammar)? I, more often than not, can hear the differences in the way my colleagues communicate with the customers via the phone. If they speak with a maLaysian slang, you would definitely know that it's another malaysian on the other end. but once they start communicating with a freaking weird accent and words that are so freaking INDECIPHERABLE...which even that robert langdon guy would fail to comprehend what the hell they were saying, then definitely it is a caucasian on the other end.
an example: A simple sentence of " Thank You very much" can end up sounding like "Tank You very mushhhh...."
more examples: " It's a pleasure doing business with you" can sound something like " it's a pressure doing business wit chooo.."
more examples: " how many people are there in your department?" after slang.... : how maly peoperrrrrr were there in your department?"
all those examples must be added with a friggin' weird accent....let's just say, scottish cum british cum american cum australian accents made into one......
Yups, the slanging syndrome is so freaking bad..... for crying out loud!!
Just be ourselves is the best that we can be! what's up with the sudden change of accent....
can you people just freaking stop that!!
as long as we communicate with proper english, we should do just fine.....
ENOUGH SAID!
p.s. if i ever hear anymore fake slangs.. i swear i'll just kill myself....... LOL....
i so damn goddamn hate it when i hear such terrible slangs......they are such pain in the ass!!!
on the other hand, today is my PAY DAY!!!!! yeay!!! and i'll post some stuff about my company's badminton tournament later.. some interesting stuffs happened on that 2 beautiful days....
HIghlight of the day: I've just discovered that my head of the department could not operate a damn fax machine!!!!! how the hell can he be the head of my department if he couldnt even operate a simple device such as a bloody FAX MACHINE!!.... * ponders* * Only GOd Knows Why-kid rock* is playing in my head right now.... see the irony??
stay tune....
posted by thelinkinparkster @ 6:34 PM
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