A Place for my Head: January 2010

Sunday, January 31, 2010

I am here for your entertainment.

Since i am a lame person, here are some pics to entertain you.

Auds is Tote Hose

Tote Hose is generated from the name of one of my favourite German Rock bands "Die Toten HOsen". In my humble opinion, they fucking rock!! The direct translation is "The Dead pants". My all time favourite German Rock band is of course RAMMSTEIN and followed closely by Die Artze, which means "The Doctors". O, I like Die Krapps and Die Happy as well.

Anyway, when i say, "I am Tote Hose" it means, there's nothing much going on in my life. I'm literally dying of boredom.

By the way, my weekend was reasonably fun. Here's what i did.

1.Tuesday- Yes, it's not a weekend, but i went to watch the movie "The Legion' with a friend. The movie was only OK. It was very Resident Evil... Nothing to shout about

2. Friday- Went to a Salsa Club with Adele and friends and tried Salsa Dancing. Erm, it was pretty weird, ackward and strange, but nonetheless still fun. It's something relatively new to me. Those who knows me, knows that i cannot dance. i'm probably the worst dancer on the planet. I'm a very stiff person, as far as stiffness is concern. I was born with 2 left feet, literally. I am purely a SPORTS person. Throw any kind of sports at me and I'll play and can play pretty well. Shopping is NEVER s aport. I fucking hate shopping.
Anyways, other than dancing, i do what i do best. BOOZING.:)

3.Saturday- Had to do market survey, but it was still ok. Went clubbing at Zouk with colleagues. I had loads of fun and had a great time and of course as usual, i BOOZED ALOT. I was quite drunk, but managed to drive home safely. When i got home, i could hardly walk straight, and collapsed immediately onto my bed and passed out.

4. Sunday- Woke up still drunk and have the worst hang over. As a result of that, i was feeling very tired and lousy, today. Continued my market survey, went to the office for abit. SO that's it.

O, when i was at the Salsa Club, i witnessed a very intimate dance, called "Bachata Dance" The dance involves two people, leaning on each other and gyrating. So, it looks like sex or dry humping. It's cool. Would love to learn that, o wait, i dont have nobody to gyrate with... bummer.

Guten Tag Miene Freunde.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Sarcasm rocks and kills at the same time

Ok, so Sarcasm in many cases is not healthy and may hurt you, people around you, people who loves you or if people already hates you, they'll hate you like ten times more.^^

In any case, i'm a very sarcastic person, at least that's what most people told me. all the time 24/7, i am sarcastic. When having a normal conversation, be it with my boss, parents, friends, lover, i am sarcastic. I tell sarcastic jokes ALOT and most of the time, people dont get my sarcasm. They dont know when i'm being sarcastic or not. It's not that i try hard at being Sarcastic, i think it's a gift from above, that Sarcasm just hits me naturally. Hence, are you at all surprise that my favourite TV sitcom is actually Dr. House.. ^^ I enjoy my gift of Sarcasm as not many people are "gifted".

My brother calls me a hypocrite. For instance, when i swear that i'll never drink, i drink like a camel.

when i swear i wont smoke and hate smokers, well, i still dont smoke, but i was very tempted to light a cigarette recently due to huge amount of stress from all factors. But, i didnt. I dont want to be categorised as a smoker.

I also swore not to stoop to certain levels or do certain things but somehow on a light note, i caved in to not so medieval things. and did them.

Hence my brother calls me a walking contradiction. I set principles in my life, but somehow, i always contradict myself.. i say something in a minute and will go against it the next. teehhehehe. That's an attractive trait aint it.

Another interesting fact, i sms in full. no short forms. I dont understand short forms. I always have trouble deciphering short formed smses especially my mum's. For instance my mum will text me something like " ? i s the x?" when i read that, i was like "what the fuck" Could you ever guessed what she meant...

anyways, i was really wondering why does my heart beat like crazy whenever i see him around? Why do i have the jitters and creepy crawlies in my stomach? Why do i get so shy and nervous?

Why do i look forward to seeing him and if i dont, i'll feel down? Why? But the saddest part of it all, we are impossible. We will never be together... I know it too well. Who the fuck am i kidding?

Like i've said, he's the prince, i'm just a peasant living on the streets, shivering in the bitter cold weather, with shredded drags which are supposed to be my clothes,weak and ill from hunger, suffering from frost bites on my toes and fingers, toes nibbled by rats,cardboard box as my shelter,begging for money for food so that i can just survive for another bitter day.

Guten Tag

Monday, January 11, 2010

What's new with Auds?

What's new with Auds?

1. Life still rocks. Still relatively good.
2.Though sometimes sucks to the bone, but, nonetheless still good.
3.Enjoying life to the max and having an awesome rollercoaster but yet nevertheless a pretty fun-filled ride.
4.I'm at awe and amazement and still unable to fathom the thoughts of certain people,unable to decipher how certain peoples' brains are wired and never understood their tangled intentions, their crudeness, selfishness,rudeness, oblivion.
5.Still am disappointed at being a disappointment. Will never ever be not disappointed at the disappointment. Get my drift?
6.Dont hate my past, forgave my past but never forgot, love my past, grateful for my past.
7. If i were to say I dont miss my past, i am so fucking lying.
8. Hence the phrase' DOnt lie, lying is bad, that's why, ya la"
5.80% of my life revolves around Tesco.
9.I Live, Eat, Breath,Sleep, am dedicated to Tesco. I'm brain-washed by Tesco. Not sure whether my Boss appreciates this or not.
10.But tja. Kinda thinks Tesco rocks, hence the brain-washed part of Tesco.
11. I love Tesco and love my job (i think)
11.I'm a workaholic 0r what my boss likes to call " a serious case of efficiency problem" though i seriously beg to differ.
12.Yet, i just shut my mouth because if i were to say something..
13. The question of " why do you like to argue with me" or "you think you are smart ass" phrases could be heard loud and clear across departments...
14.hence the embarassment.. i'm use to it though... or should i say, i just shut my mind and ears.
15.Hence the phrase " are you even listening to me" will pop up as well.
16. I still love my job
17.See my working life is complicated.
18. My parents have a different opinion all together. They asked me to quit every single day, literally.
19. They asks me to return to Malacca. i'm refusing.
20. Malacca has too many memories.
21. Why do you think i rather stay alone in KL. Sleeping or shall i say Hibernate throughout the whole weekend?
22.Since i'm a pro at shutting my ears hence no sound waves regarding "how i should live my life" ever travelled to my ears. i think it's called selective listening.
23. I'm still in KL working for TEsco. It has been officially 1 year and 4 months.
24. I'm still weird in many ways.
25. I had training in Piano for 12 years and most people love the practical part but I hate practical and LOVE the theory part. I had always aced the theory exams
26. I swear ALOT.
27. My most over used swears are: Bloody hell, what the fuck, are you fucking kidding me? Holy crap!, Holy smokes, fuck, what a bitch?, what a fucking bitch, what an asshole, FUCK.. that's all..
28. I think i'm quite ok in the SMART department.
29. I have a photographic memory.
30. but very bad with names and faces
31. if you do see me somewhere, feel free to smile
32.i might or might not smile back. I'll just stare blurly
33. Hence, I am the world's BLUREST PERSON
34. I'm also the world's LAZIEST PERSON
35. I'm very imaginative, literally.
36. Hence the constant day dreaming.
37. I LOVE ROCK MUSIC
38. I love ROCK CONCERTS
39. I love Chocolate, ice-cream, and chips and burgers
40. I love SPORTS. Badminton, jogging, Squash, Tennis, rock climbing. rollerblading
41. I love SCUBA DIVING.
42. LOVE CANOEIING, hiking
43. I love DOGS, almost despise cats
44. I LOVE SLEEPING.
45. I can really SLEEP
46. I sleep ALOT
47. i LOVE reading
48. LOVE BOOZING
49.Love Travelling
50. I'm a very curious person. I want to know the whats, whys, hows, whos
51. I can speak or dabble in German, French, Spanish BUT
52. I cant speak mandarin or any other CHinese dialects
5353. Hence, I'm weird.
54. if my colleagues make fun of me, I would just smile and laugh along.
55. It's either you love me or loathe me.
56. Either ways, i dont give a fuck
57. I might not be a looker but i dont give a fuck.
58. Too lazy to proceed. so till then.

NOte: Who the fuck am I kidding? I am so way out of his league. He's a prince and i am the Peasant. It's literally impossible. Should stop fantasing.

Guten Tag und Gurnacht Miene Freunde und Freundin.

Es Hast Bin Einze year ohne Dich. Ich Vermisse Dich Ganz Ganz Fest but Es OK. Mier isch Guetz. Danke.